Only Mad Blogs and Englishmen Go Out in the Noonday Sun

I’m not afraid of success. I AM, however, afraid of the amount of work it takes to be successful. I am basically lazy. I know what some of you are saying. “Hey, you write a daily blog and you have a massive website that you update monthly and in the meantime you audition like crazy and work the jobs you book and do live shows around town, balance the checkbooks and go to the Laundromat and the UPS store for stamps and do traffic school for your speeding ticket, how can you call yourself lazy?” Well, because I fight it. Just because I don’t let my laziness win doesn’t mean I’m not lazy at my core.

I was having lunch with a friend who does a live show once a month here in Los Angeles and she has invited me to be a part of it. I am very interested because I can pimp out my website. But I am not gonna lie … I got tired just thinking about doing a show every month. I burst out into sweat. I burst out so much I hope she didn’t get any in her eye. I mean the sweat BURST.

Anyhoo … I’ll do it and I’ll end up enjoying it but what I would rather do is sit here in my office and spit out content for my blog and my website continuously. The marketing part and the cajoling people to visit and come back and selling ads and all that, that’s not my bag and it makes me want to take a long nap while Law and Order plays on the TV.

I’ll let you locals know about the show when it happens. But don’t expect me to have a drink with you after. I’ll have to go home and go to bed immediately to sleep it off.