So I'm calling this my Daily (almost) Blog because I'm probably gonna take weekends off. I'm up late on weekend nights and there is usually alcohol involved and I'm never quite as chipper as I think I'm gonna be when I get up. So, I'm probably gonna take the weekends off. To recover.

I'll tell you this, though ... for you other drinkers ... never, ever, ever step on the scale the next day. It is deceiving and destructive. Drinking makes you retain water and all manner of things so don't be an idiot like I am and step on the scale after drinking. You will want to hit yourself in the head with a hammer.

Also, when you go to a pool party, bring sparkling water or something along that FEELS like a cocktail because the last thing you want is to start puffing up in that swimsuit. I think I'm just telling myself that since I have a pool party today with a lot of pretty, skinny women. Fortunately, I don't know any women who don't have issues with their bodies. I mean ... that's fortunate for me. Right? We can all lament together. How lovely. Don't know WHY men wouldn't want to be around for this.