Blog Schmog

Periodical alert! Periodical alert! And I don't mean People Magazine.

Oh girls. Oh my goodness, girls. I got my lady time last night with no warning and it's a pisser this month. I don't know if "pisser" was the best adjective to use there, but you get my meaning.

So I'm a mess. Now I understand why I have been craving CRAP for the last week to 10 days. Now I understand why I'm retaining so much water. Now I understand why I'm tired and my blood pressure is up. This would be so much easier if my "visitor" was regular. But she ain't. You'd think I could kinda figure it out. But I cain't.

Anyhooo, I have to go now and find some comfy clothes that won't be binding all freakin' day long. (cue music) I love bein' a girl!